The Express Editor Pant just reminds me of this photoshoot from like 2003 in pant form:

Pretty much every country should a multi-tiered mental healthcare system that offers everything from long term care facilities and group homes down to groups and clinics that people can visit. Also, they should not be privately run.

I suspect she could probably point at basically all of human history up until, like, the late 1800's as further backup on the not-weirdness of it all. If you want to learn about the frankly fascinating history of domestic arrangements, At Home by Bill Bryson is a delightful and accessible book, which mostly avoids his…

can we all collectively agree to not purchase this stuff?

That Vaseline knock-off she’s applying to her cheeks makes her look like a Bratz doll.

I feel old when I see how the youths wear make up. They all have thick ombré sharpie eyebrows and their skin looks like an overly shiny, contoured oil slick and I feel like they’re all wearing about 679 different products on their face at any given time. I’ll watch those make up videos and it’s fascinating how they…

How come people always talk about faith getting them through a very public scandal AFTER they’ve done bad things? Where was your faith BEFORE you intentionally decided to be a selfish asshole?

I was reading an article on The Takeout the other day, and people were saying they didn’t know that you should tip fucking stadium vendors who haul heavy ass beers up and down the stairs so your lazy ass doesn’t have to leave your seat. “But it’s so expensive!” Yeah, it is! But if you’ve got $12 to spend for a beer,…

“Mint-Condition Donkey Lips” is now the name of my rock band.

We live in the most extra of timelines.

I never understood how murdering someone on your doorstep would lead to good things in the near future. You’d think you would just answer the door, be like “nah, you got the wrong place” and move on with your night.

Lmao,

You know what? I’m done.

I am a 90s girl and to this day still maintain that Mellon Collie is one of the best alternative albums ever released and that Tonight, Tonight is one of the best music videos ever created. The Pumpkins still have great replay value, though I will admit that “The Perfect Drug” and “Closer to God” are as far as I go for…

I have not listened to Jagged Little Pill in a very long time, but don’t ruin it for me. What’s next on your list? Pieces of You by Jewel?

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

If I ever have kids, I’m naming them Absolute Genius and Cool Dadio.

I just drew up a very fun Dynasty-esque scenario with Melania in a very 80s beaded gown holding a flute of champagne lounging at the entrance of the East Wing, blocking Ivanka’s way (in Krystal Carrington cosplay).

“An even spicier idea may be to not yourself up as a prop for a news organization that has no real, sustained interest in providing a counter-narrative to Trump’s propaganda, but what do I know? I’m not the strategist here.”

Out there, somewhere, is an Aborigine side-eying the shit out of him right now.