totally agree with the parental angle. that’s what i saw too: a bunch of prick kids who were raised by maniacal trump supporters and forced to go on a pro-life march because that’s all they know. apparently no adult was around to keep these little fuckers in line. 

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men.

My first fictional horse cry was this

Just birdbox that shit

Don’t romanticize this too much. There’s a big chance she can still hear Jared Kushner’s voice. 

If you think I’m going to ever stop sending this gif, to the point where my boss may have to have a talk with me about proper workplace communication, you just don’t know me.

This sounds radical at first, but then really thinking about it, I agree.

Especially since there was literally zero reason Colin Farrell couldn’t just keep playing the role.

Sometimes, when faced with a world so unjust, I escape into my mind and think about how the world would look if we treated white-collar tax evaders or embezzlers with the same passionate aggression that we treat people who sit on the floor or sell loose cigarettes. 

So, assholes mighty surprised to be called assholes.

“But why don’t women speak up?!?! Why don’t they go the authorities??? All you have to do is go to the authorities!!!1!”

Jesus, it’s like every time the NCAA has a chance to not trip over their own PR incompetence and exhibit some human human decency, the purposely do the opposite. The higher ed system in general and most universities are really poorly set up to help students in these types of crises, and the NCAA clearly isn’t helping…

The parents are probably the ones who alerted the NCAA.

I hope her parents get Salmonella for Xmas.

I’m in my 12th week of a thankfully successful pregnancy so far. We had to go through hell and back with IVF to get here and I’ve been a ball of nerves and anxiety until my ultrasound today. If god forbid, I had lost the baby, and I had to deal with this fuckstick on top of an already devastating miscarriage, I would…

If you literally CAN’T do your job then you’re in the wrong profession, my dude.

I’m a high school physics teacher in Texas, today a Junior (16 year old) asked me if the US had been in any wars since WWII.

Sigh....

Raffi > Kanye

Now I want someone to photoshop a plastic Fisher-Price guitar* with a Woody-Guthrie-style “This Machine Kills Fascists” sticker.