‘O Canada’, Guard Won’t Stand On Thee

“Beyonce uses the Black Panthers like Gwen Stefanie uses Harajuku girls.”

So wait, what is it then? You keep posting that Boyle hit Hickey in the head with an elbow.

When I think “headshot”, I think Matt Cooke antics. Boyle is 6'7, Hickey is 6'0 so head contact will be unavoidable. Boyle gives him mostly a forearm/elbow to the chest and minimal head contact with his shoulder.

Great hit, shoulder to chest and doesn’t chicken wing the elbow. Nice try on flailing for a headshot call though.

But that isn’t a problem if he’s also hitting his chest. That’s how hockey works. People get hit in the head all the time. The only way a headshot is a penalty is if it’s the “primary point of contact.” And as inifinetly debatable as that is, it doesn’t negate the fact that hitting a guy with your body and also making…

No one is talking about the Drouin hit after the Boyle hit in OT. Nothing will come of the Boyle hit (rightfully so) but Capuano was hilarious at the presser post game. Listening to him, you would have thought Boyle went full Orpik...

I honestly thought she was talking about herself

Already <3 ing the people who were horrified at how horrible this was in the other thread who now are turning around and shrugging this guys experience off like it’s NBD. I’m sure it’s an intellectually consistent, principled stance.

We found the freshman philosophy major.

In my experience, every attempt by the bachelorette to impose a “Jack & Jill” party on the guy has been done specifically because the girl assumes all the worst bachelor party nightmare scenarios (Hookers/Blow/SquirtingStrippers/etc) can and will occur.

I would sooner pet a wild bison than buy anything by Meghan Trainor, I’ll tell you that right now...

Are we just doing James Cameron jokes because Titanic also sucked.

How in the fuck can the author say it hasn’t aged well? That movie/book is more timely than ever.

Your obvious disdain for Fight Club makes any point you’re trying to make automatically null.