Him have good point. Good word making.

Everyone seems to forget that the Ewoks totally eat people. Up until 3po starts pretending to be a god they were planning to cook and eat Luke, Leia and Han. That kinda makes up for their excessive cuteness.

Everything has a soul…including soup

Soooo whateveeeeeeaaaaaar!

They aged him up to 39 about 15 seasons ago.

Honestly, I know a lot of musicians who are really dumb and yet can play really well. Music really isn't hard if you're just playing rock and pop.

I'd watch a movie about Shark Hitler.

The FCC doesn't regulate cable, just network television. Cable channels engage in self censorship to appease advertisers who the network heads don't want to offend.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

That's one of the things about that show that was kinda depressing. The acting was really solid but the writing was pretty dire. I doubt I could recall a single memorable joke.

Oh that's right. Good god UPN had some of the worst garbage. But they also kept Buffy alive so…

Yeah she and Leah Remini were the major reasons I kept watching those kinda awful sitcoms from the fat-dumb-guy/hot-wife era. Seriously though, Jami Gertz might win the gold for sexiest sitcom mom.

Aaaah Becker…your tired, hackneyed misanthropic yarns, sandwiched in between late night reruns of Still Standing in syndication, were the seasoning of my 2 years of unemployment stew.

"Welcome aboard the S.S. SSSSSSSS…I only had an "s" stencil."

Fox has the weirdest track record of picking up series with really oddball concepts or sensibilities, giving them crappy time slots or lousy promotion and then crushing them when they SOMEHOW fail to become ratings juggernauts. For example: Oliver Bean, the Mullets, John Doe, Millennium, Greg the Bunny, Cedric the…

That line explains so much about Marge and Homer's marriage.

Not everyone knows how to make an umlaut on a laptop, okay?

There's a touch of Saruman in there too.

Gumbercules?

PETA kills household pets because it's better to be dead than a pet. So I guess they don't harm people but they do some fucked up shit.