How else are we supposed to come on to Jesus? Oh…come unto…what kinda sex thing is that?

Yeah, 11-year-old-metalhead-me was really excited about the blood moon, blacked out sun, zombies and poisonous comets. That sounded brutal as fuck.

Not trolling. That show was godawful. So many funny people on one show and so few laughs. And the only actor to get a boost was probably Brian Posehn.

"Slowdance" was on the second album! POSEUR!

"You were trying to cheat on me!? I was trying to cheat on you! Hahahaha!"

It helps that Plant has a way of wrapping his tongue around weird lyrics in a way that makes them seem awesome.

That could easily be blamed on the departure of guitarist Ryan Ross, who was the primary lyricist up to that point. This left Brendan Urie writing the lyrics and I can't tell if he was trying to imitate Ross or just crank out a new song. Needless to say his lyrics on their latest release are a vast improvement.

This could apply to most of Say Anything's catalog. Max Bemis has some terrific lines but at least once per song there's something either appallingly lazy, histrionic or just plain gross.

This series has always been frustrating because the films have some interesting ideas with no concept of how to execute them. The secret war between vampires and werewolves sounds way cooler than a vague matrix rip-off with virtually no character development and a dour tone that becomes almost comically morose as the…

In the first two movies they used practical effects for a lot of scenes with the werewolves. It was kinda clunky but it worked well enough.

More like rebooty! Guys?

Yeah cause "Just Shoot Me" was a real career booster. I hope she fired that nitwit.

I don't suppose someone has a mosquito filled with some of his blood trapped in amber do they? Seriously though, what a fantastic actor and director. Sad to see him go.

Yeah I really enjoy the contempt he has for his younger self and vice versa. I feel like that's pretty accurate to how most people would react to an older or younger version of themselves.

Zzzzzzziiiiiiing!

There was one summer where it aired so often I actually memorized huge chunks of the plot. Even now I could probably reconstruct whole scenes. I really wish I'd had a job that summer.

I got a pretty good laugh out of those dumb faux-metal-goths failing to understand that "Omega" was a character who fit the album. Plus Manson had serious glam roots even in the early days. I think there was a subset of people who just wanted him to make ugly aggro-industrial-rock who had no appreciation for how much…

Douches complaining about what big douches people who like some kind of music are, are actually the bigger douches.

It's Beardley dammit!

No Masked Intruder for the "conceal your identity" or "wear a mask" entries?