Bernie’s NFL!

Who fucking cares?

I thought the exact opposite. Superbowl, Brady is jumping on that ball.

A classier move would have been to just give a handful of one-word answers and walk away from the post-game interviews.

One of these people WILL be in the White House because Clinton or Sanders will be the death of the country. Yes, you heard it hear first. Suck it, haters.

I don’t need numbers to tell me the Heat’s defense is better without him.

“This is another good reminder that all the numbers that say Miami’s very good defense is actually better without Whiteside should be regarded with great skepticism.”

When are you guys posting the highlight?

To join the chorus,

There is literally nothing exceptional about this play, other than the size of 11s brain fade in handing the ball to an opponent.

That wasn't cool at all.

Tim, you are a fucking troll for writing that headline for some shit highlight that had no amazing athletic play.

Trust you? The last time I trusted you I got my legs broken by my bookie after I told him the Sixers beat the Warriors.

Friday quota post?

Please tell me why someone thought two teams in white jerseys was a good idea...

Ehhh don’t think about it - it’s clickbait junk.

Argh. I wish. I am just a lowly fan who knows a thing or two about finance and the Mets. I just hate the knee-jerk reporting about the Wilpons ‘round these parts. The facts are crammed into a pre-existing narrative.

I tried buying a used 1992 Ford Taurus from Haupt but he demanded $50,ooo for it. Guess it’s my fault the deal didn’t get done.

I’m watching that gif and thinking “Why did he let it go? If he’d gotten up with it still in hand that would have been a catch. He’s like Desean Jackson dropping the football before crossing the goal line. What an idiot!”

One of dead spins most consistent mistakes is convincing themselves that their jokes are funny.