I realize this had been said, but sometimes I need to pinch myself when I realize this craziness is in the midst of a PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, and not a simple case of a rich guy who said horrible shit.

Also this seems like the bitter talk of a man who has tried to convince dozens of women to have a threesome with him, but never succeeded.

Trump next line of defense: so i am on a plane, taking a flight and there was a woman sitting next to me. And she is like 6 or 7 and i only deal with 10 to 12, except when Melania was pregnant she was a monster and total 2. So this 6 or 7 takes my little tiny hands and puts it on her breasts and starts squeezing her…

In his defense, removing himself from her life forever was one way to cure her of a cancer.

Newt Gingrich, a man who served one of his multiple wives with divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer, is a man eminently qualified to speak of Donald Trump’s character.

A) That’s homeless people everywhere, you’re not special

B) This isn’t a good start. It’s merely punishing the most vulnerable people so fucknuts like you can feel better about their overpriced techcloset without having to do anything real about a problem.

You just wrote that post on a Note 7 you refuse to part with, didn’t you?

Making the city less attractive doesn’t solve the problem it just shuffles it. If you want to solve the problem you need to tax people to create better mental health services and more housing for the homeless but no one wants to do that either. They just want to make the problem someone else’s problem.

A football player smiling and yukking it up with an opponent after a loss is one of the most common sights in the NFL.

Keilar asks Carson if he’s ever heard men talking like that, to which he replies, “Of course! Of course!”

Not really. I think s/he wants to regulate the outrage of others. S/he doesn’t appear to be a member of the Asian-American community (and I’ll gladly admit to being wrong if this isn’t the case).

Worth pointing out: unless you are Asian-American, I’m not sure you can legitimately talk about those concerns being overwrought. You freely admit, in the sentence afterwards, that you don’t even know if what was said is true or false. You simply accept it as false.

Yes, I’m clearly wrong. The fact that there are no Asian-American writers on the team means we should just trust Disney to get it right.

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

Well for one thing, it’s hard to find fire retardant material that hangs properly. Then there’s covering up the cloven hooves/wings/horns, etc. You ain’t hiding all that unless you’ve got a tailor on permanent staff.

You can put pants on a Cheeto Turd and it’s still a Cheeto Turd.

Thank you for so completely and unwittingly proving my point.

Thank you for attempting to regulate the outrage of others.

Why is there a sofa outside?