I realize this had been said, but sometimes I need to pinch myself when I realize this craziness is in the midst of a PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, and not a simple case of a rich guy who said horrible shit.

Also this seems like the bitter talk of a man who has tried to convince dozens of women to have a threesome with him, but never succeeded.

Trump next line of defense: so i am on a plane, taking a flight and there was a woman sitting next to me. And she is like 6 or 7 and i only deal with 10 to 12, except when Melania was pregnant she was a monster and total 2. So this 6 or 7 takes my little tiny hands and puts it on her breasts and starts squeezing her…

In his defense, removing himself from her life forever was one way to cure her of a cancer.

Newt Gingrich, a man who served one of his multiple wives with divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer, is a man eminently qualified to speak of Donald Trump’s character.

A football player smiling and yukking it up with an opponent after a loss is one of the most common sights in the NFL.

Keilar asks Carson if he’s ever heard men talking like that, to which he replies, “Of course! Of course!”

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

Well for one thing, it’s hard to find fire retardant material that hangs properly. Then there’s covering up the cloven hooves/wings/horns, etc. You ain’t hiding all that unless you’ve got a tailor on permanent staff.

You can put pants on a Cheeto Turd and it’s still a Cheeto Turd.

No it’s not a TV show, they’re personal friends of Kara Brown.

Either he bragged about it in Rio and somebody hunted the recording down, or somebody recalled the existence of the recording after the Alicia Machado story resurfaced. Doesn’t really matter - they both suck and should suffer the consequences.

It’s almost as if he’s aware of the value of his profile and his image and wants to use it to make a political point.

This sports coverage week will be unbearable

I knew that the moment he refused to campaign in the South that his campaign was dead in the water. A candidate cannot ignore so many Blacks and Hispanics and expect to win anything. It hurt his support in other states as well, as seen in the demographic breakdown of California’s vote.

I have a suspicion that he was hated in the office. I worked in local news and we only taped those sorts of conversations and kept the tapes if you really and truly hated someone. If the nice guy working at the news desk takes a nap during overnights, you let him nap. If the asshole takes a nap, you turn a studio…

lol - like Dr Athena’s Patented Pheromones from the SkyMall catalogue

I bet Al Roker and the rest have already put all of Billy’s stuff in a box out on the curb.

The car not starting seems pretty realistic to me.