WHY CANT THE MAN PLAYING THE BLOODSPORT KEEP HIS EMOTIONS IN CHECK

Totally impartial observer of this game... Beckham needs to obviously find a way to cool it for the good of his team (and for that matter, it would likely also result in his personal performances improving, not being distracted and all). But I thought he had a legitimate gripe and thought the taunting penalty was…

Meant to convey: “I have so much power, I answer important those 2AM calls in the bedroom when I’m on an actual booty call! Y’know, with my actual daughter! Whom you all want to bang, but you can’t, because she’s mine mine mine me me me mine!”

Trump insinuated anyone who killed themselves due to PTSD (a very, very common side effect of going to war) weak. This is after he spent an exorbitant amount of energy in his youth avoiding serving in the military. What he did was show how deeply he does not care about veterans or their health.

Shove this false dichotomy up your dick hole.

Presented without comm ***BARFFF**

It’s not sabotage if God wills it.

Plus, shooting a rocket from a rooftop a mile away is not exactly a discreet way to sabotage a competitor.

I’m looking forward to her memoir: Daddy Doesn’t Ogle Me Anymore

as far as an article about creepy old men wanting to fuck their children goes i don’t know that woody allen is the guy you wanna go with for jokes

This is precisely what’s going on. He isn’t complimenting his daughter, he’s complimenting “someone/something he made.” It’s not really about Ivanka at all; he merely sees the fantasy of sex with her as the closest thing to sex with himself (ie. the only person he really loves and dreams about)

Bovada has 10/1 odds that he’s fucked his own daughter and 2/5 odds that he’s rubbed one out to her on multiple occasions

You know, my dad is far from perfect (in fact, there are a few things I haven’t quite let go of), but every article I read about Trump and his children makes me appreciate my dad more. Thanks for loving me the way a father is supposed to love his daughter, Dad! I can’t imagine the psychological toll this kind of…

Do you want to fuck your own daughter too?

Come on, Ashley, you missed the worst best one:

“Hes jus lik ous!”

I think I finally understand it! She’s as close as he can come to actually fucking himself.

This tension is awkward. They should just fuck and get it over with.

Is the constant talk about dating his daughter a cover for his NAMBLA interests? Or is all the money he gave to NAMBLA a cover for the fact that he wants to date his own daughter?

Make Ivanka fellate again.