Wait. Is this story heartwarming or heartbreaking? On the one hand, it seems very sweet of the police to cook for these two and offer them a bit of company. On the other, I cannot get my own Italian grandparents (Nonno and Nonna) out of my head. They are alone in their house and I have never cooked THEM pasta! Nonna…

If I were he, my entire family would disown me for telling this story every 45 minutes.

That’s what pisses me off about it, though. So, he’s dead. Suddenly it’s cool to forget about all the horrible things he did to children? Why? Because we should respect the dead and all that? I just don’t get it.

People were like that until he died. He was Wacko Jacko and then was re-deified after he died.

So, uh... Can we stop worshiping this shitbrick as some sort of legend now?

Never been a fan, sooo.

Sweet fuck. Michael Jackson was truly a sick shit of a person.

*unsurprised*

Kimbo Slice was certainly no Ali, but it’s a shame nonetheless that they both die and Floyd Mayweather lives. Shows you how truly sadistic this 2016 is.