For years, I’ve been told that conservatives are too busy working to do stuff like this. You know, while liberals are too busy, simultaneously, being coastal elites AND welfare recipients, conservatives are working in the mines and mills across real America. 

Actual rich people like her scam their business associates, then refuse to pay them, then declare bankruptcy to get out of the debts.

Google Flights rules, and this is a great addition.  Hopper has been excellent for me as well, previously in conjunction with Google Flights.

If he’s not, he’s going to delegitimize the election, refuse to leave, and incite his supporters to use violence, guaranteed.

This illegitimate motherfucker just physically threatened the majority of Americans that disapprove of him.

This makes my heart hurt. From the same hometown, same high school, and same college. She was there with my younger brother.

Yeah, when I saw she was in her first year at a top MATH PhD program, I wondered about this...sounds like she was immensely talented, and it takes a very high achiever to accomplish what she did by the age of 23. PhD programs can really exacerbate existing mental health issues, especially in the first year, when…

Per wikipedia

He’s right.  We are a nation of pussies.    Matt Bevin is a rich guy who runs for governor and says things like this.   If we were a nation of tough people Matt Bevin would be tarred and feathered, his fortune taken from him, and him and his family exiled from our nation.   Yet we are soft and let rich assholes just…

I’ve taken adderall for going on 20 years now (yikes it’s really been that long...’99 was the year I was diagnosed). I’ve never had the desire to snort it. It seems like it’d be an incredibly unpleasant thing to do. Maybe he’s got some rich person adderall because the generic stuff gets really sticky when wet and I…

Not an hour goes by where I don’t marvel in sheer disbelief that this man is the President of the United States.

Well written.
TLDR: Trump is a poor person’s idea of what a rich person is, dumb person’s idea of what smart person is, a weak person’s idea of what strong person is.

I can bank from my phone, why cant I vote from it?

I know Beto is currently in the ‘long shot’ category, but I can only hope desperately that he wins. Cruz has shown that he doesn’t actually give two shits about Texas, and is really just there for the power. The shame of Cruz is his hunger for the presidency (which he will never get) overrides any of his cognitive…

Other than “juvenile delinquency” and “early behavior problems”, the list exactly matches our pathologically lying, racist, dictator-groveling president. As if that outcome is any surprise.

Top of my head, I can name four women who would be better Democratic nominees for president (and better presidents) than Hillary Clinton: Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Stacey Abrams, and Kirsten Gillibrand. Give me a few minutes and I’ll come up with more. Give me a few days and I’ll give you a spreadsheet. The…

Oh I agree fully, but that’s the joke. When the discussion is about people who happen to be black committing violence, then every white man with a talk show can’t help but trip over themselves to label it a reflection of “black culture”, despite not knowing the first thing about African-Americans, contemporary music,…

I also like how she deliberately waited until we were committed to reading the article before springing the zoomed in shots of his porous orange skin. Masterful trolling.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Don't eat the salads at any restaurants. I've been working the food industry for 66 and 1/6th years. Each "lettuce" leaf is made from the spines of dead baby capybara fetuses. There's a factory in Regina, Canada that processes these spines. First they crush them into a fine powder that is mixed with a by-product of…