If anything Tiffany is the “normal” one - trying to distance herself as much as possible from her orange buffoon sperm donor

Jesus, really?

Nah it’s just hard work. He’s deathly allergic to it.

“...unless the poison works faster than I planned. Whoops, said that out loud! I’m such a silly!”

At least Tiffany was too far away for him to touch. Save yourself, Tiffany.

Her recoil from his kiss was AMAZING. And he shook Ivanka’s hand!

Melania wouldn’t touch him after the debate. Like, he leaned in and kissed her but literally not a single hair on her body touched him.

Do they think no babies are going to die in the nuclear winter?

She’s a national treasure.

It’s okay, but I still prefer the Hillary Shimmy song.

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

I feel pretty strongly that NBC, until WaPo forced their hand, had no intention of showing that video. It just makes no sense otherwise. I’ve been around enough news organizations to know. Trump’s ties to NBC run too deep, and Billy Bush is their guy as well.

Glad it was leaked. This cover was meant to happen.

John McCain has always been a little shit who does the politically expedient thing for John McCain all while marketing it as “Maverickism.” 

Early voting is already going on in many states, so there can’t be a re-shuffling of the ticket. Come hell or high water, Trump is on the top of the Republican ballot.

......But none of them will denounce their support of Trump. My god, how fucking slimy and greedy do you have to be to want a Republican in the White House?