Except Johnson has a super pac, is pro citizensunited and anti any regulation. Wall street doesnt need to buy him, he gives zero fucks about them.

Nope. They’re advertisement for his New Media empire and his Brand in general. He just made his stupid donors pay for his own advertising and wearing it in every state.

Even zuckerberg looks cute next to him.

Heyhey, don’t hate on this dude. He is clearly blind. There is no other explanation for this statement.

Chancellor

Game of thrones? That show that did the exact same scene with jaime and his sister? The one where danya falls in love with the rapist who kinda bought her? Where gilly, a rape victim of her own dad is threatened with gang rape, then immidiately wants to have sex with her savior Despite showing no signs of physical…

I was born an abortion, apparently. Always thought i was a girl, but no. Donald duck is being so educational! Bigly!

I love her so much. I can even endure her love for cats. And I hate those furry divas

Check the latent buzzfeed report on him. They explain it pretty well.

What else do you dream about in presidential seal pyjamas?

Same. She has one facial expression 80% of the time and is just utterly unimpressive. I have Seen her in mmovies that got her Oscars and millions of fans and just... why??

He should be sued for assaulting america. He’s fucking this country royally - who the hell consented to that?

Prediction: next week he’ll say he will use the justice department to sue those nasty, nasty women.

That does explain it. Also works for explaining the faces of donald trump and Michelle obama.

Please. She’s francis underwood.

I watched it twice. No booing on her tape. Unless you count don lemons panel hours later, where they complained that both those candidates are just equally agressive and ruined this nice rich catholic eventuell thing with their evil jokes.

She’s aging in presidential years now. The monster keeps her up at night.

He wants to remind all bernie supporters about being mad at hrc. He wants to depress millenial turnout.

5) she shares his beliefs and business practices& is a horrible person.

That is the only thing that makes sense.