Yeah, whatever level of awareness chickens have, it ain't gonna function on only a brain stem. A persistent vegetative state is probably the best comparison.

I got a vegetarianism notification for THIS?

I mean, everything's a matter of degree. You have to draw the line somewhere, but basing it on evolutionary similarity seems kind of silly.

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There's some skill involved, even if it only ascends to mastery because of the shamelessness. They are worked into the narrative of the story in a way which is obviously product placement but is also true to the integrity of the story. People eat branded snack foods and go to restaurants. The sort of characters Adam…

Clickhole's twitter sometimes retweets AV Club articles. The sensible explanation is that they're just cross-promoting other Onion Inc. products, but I can't help but feel that sometimes they're being passive aggressive.

The Kennedy Compound is in Cape Cod. It is unimaginable to think that John F. Kennedy did not drink cranberry juice.

Giovanni Ribisi looks like a sketchier Pauly Shore.

Okay but also Jerry is played by a woman.

It's not a particularly good metaphor, although in context "well I guess he means butts" is pretty obvious.

Aside from money, in many cases it's a convenience issue. Even at the level of very simple special effects if you just tell the animators to do it you can shoot it without having to figure out the logistics of getting the effect to work. And something like Audrey II requires a lot more planning than blood packs or…

I'd like to imagine that Peaches is a huge mega-success in Canada. A cultural phenomenon that Justin Trudeau has to bow to.

I don't think you can really blame fundamentalists or conservatives or any particular demographic, this is just very very generic. I've seen tons of school newspaper comics or webcomics which hit these very beats.

Okay neat so you just have to type spoiler tags and that's it.

I'm fairly sure I've seen 80's boobs which look more like Katy Perry's. There were whole genres of cinema based around that sort of thing.

Quill buying Beanie Babies from Loki.

Cut the mustard gas.

The fact that her last name is Butcher is a little too convenient, if you ask me.

"Winston Churchill never said that. Not only is there no record of him saying that, it doesn't really track his own political development." —Abraham Lincoln

Holtzmann was snarky and sexy. But like, in a lesbian way.