Which means Guardians of the Galaxy was in the enviable position of having a Lloyd Kaufman cameo and a Stan Lee cameo.

I'd like to see him stay president, but I'd also like to see him be an ex-president. He has the potential to write a pretty good presidential memoir, and just generally seeing him being able to speak his mind without being immediately part of the political conversation could be interesting. (Not that he'll ever be…

Stephen Colbert as Reed Richards.

If Mohd was a Hollywood executive at least he'd mix things up a bit. Also, more cute anime girls, which is important.

The talking fox seems like a pretty natural choice for a wacky animal sidekick. And having the main characters being named He and She has a real Seussian vibe. We watch He and She as they live in their cabin and get in wacky adventures with their animal buddies.

Looks like those clowns in Congress have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Who do we have to talk to get Good Smile to start distributing Nendoroids in the United States instead?

Eh, "journalism." Newswire consists of aggregating news from other sites and adding snarky comments to it. Which is what this is. I mean sure as a broad matter of principle some degree of not offending people is still nice, so I get your point, but… well, I wouldn't rank this as a particularly high priority.

C-3PO is still well within standard tolerances for his model. To call him plus-sized is just to promote harmful expectations for industrial production.

Kathleen Turner made that decision completely independently of Lillard.

My Body Is Perfect Just The Way It Is, And Everyone Else Should Be Molded To My Shape

Clothes are designed to make people look more attractive, so clearly if you're more attracted to naked people you have something wrong with you. This is totally not me rationalizing the hangups I have about sexuality.

Also, Potter Puppet Pals and Animutations.

Well, Maine keeps having three-way elections, so it's not that he exactly has the support of a majority.

Eh, they probably just used a wheelchair.

More specifically, along the lines of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner… the 2005 remake.

No, a Charleston Chew sounds like a sex act.

Well, there's a reason why the sort of nerd that MRAs often come from is associated with the fedora. That reason is Indiana Jones, but noir is a factor too. A certain flavor of retro patriarchy.

Dumb and overeager can be sexy in its own way.

The fact that it was the finish line of a marathon, so there were a bunch of medical people already there, was certainly very helpful.