Well, the two things the state of Texas is well known for are its cattle industry and its gender and sexual minorities.

Tits: The Movie

It's not even that nobody will hire him, but that he simply considers buying his own fire truck to be the logical way to become a fireman.

I have to wonder if airliner deregulation of the Carter administration helped lead to the stand-up comedy boom of the 1980s. Deregulations were implemented which had the effect of making air travel cheaper, but with less nice amenities. So more people traveled, more people complained about airline food, and they built…

No matter how much incest you throw at the problem, it's quite difficult for your parents to be your grandchildren.

I would like to point out that in Pixels Kevin James is playing the President of the United States.

No no, this is a British movie, so the most we can expect is making Sarah Alexander's boobs bigger.

"Conventionally hot" is something more specific than "hot." There's a lot of young actresses in Hollywood (and Anna Kendrick is certainly one of them) who are pretty but pretty in a very specific way. And there's plenty of other people who are still generally considered attractive by a significant percentage of people…

Listen, if there's any Kid in the Hall she looks like, it's obviously Bruce McCulloch. Not as hot as Dave, but still cute and with a rounder face.

I think Jim Carrey might a good choice for the Riddler in principle. It's just that with Schumacher directing him he played the role as Ace Ventura.

Oh, did I come in time for the dick jokes?

I'm "supposedly" as much as 1/8 Mi'kmac but I'm not going to pretend that gives me any insight into anything.

Pixels is based on a two minute short film which was just showing off the visuals of having retro arcade game characters destroying a city. So you can just watch that.

Yeah, I wonder what sort of legal restrictions there would be on just pulling a Mighty No. 9 and making a survival horror game about a spooky town that totally isn't Silent Hill.

That probably just shows how "desaturation" oversimplifies what Man of Steel does with color. Adventures of Superman was as "desaturated" as can be, but it was a brightly lit 1950s TV show. Man of Steel went for a combination of desaturation and darkness that probably has a more precise word for it if I knew more…

Of course, an article published by a print magazine (although presumably a lot of people read their articles online by this point) means you can complain about whether it qualifies as "Great Job Internet" in a different way.

You're forgetting a little movie called A Night at the Roxbury.

Hey, it's not just salt. It's also MSG.

My poop was dark green for a few days a while ago. I don't really remember what I had eaten, but apparently it's a pretty common discoloration.

Or, you know, their first single from their first album contains the lyric "everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful."