Raspberry Pi is punk. Anything made by (billion dollar megacorp) Nintendo, certainly isn’t.

Humanity’s generosity is truly without bounds

Leave it to the Bills to not understand how a 0-0 score works.

I don’t know about percentages, but I guarantee you the lowest possible number is 62,984,825. 

What about prison guard union spokespeople?

With a grain of salt and a pound of corprus-rotted flesh I suppose.

For pre-Kinja reference, I’d usually wake up and see 200 comments on “What’s On Tonight,” as opposed to 19.

On the plus side, my fantasy FEMA team is putting up numbers this year.

He will be eligible to return in Week 5

I legit thought it was Dustin Diamond.

I posted this on VSB but it needs to be read here:

When we practiced the spike at the end of the game at the NFL level, basically everyone treats it as a normal spike the ball, except for one receiver with a route and the QB. That receiver is running the route no matter what, and then if the QB thinks he can get it (defender slow to react, receiver gets a step), he’ll…

“Roger, I think we’re in trouble on this CTE suit. Yeah, even the punters.”

Not if you crump-line the wicket-balmer, but make sure you don’t churl the fingletort, because THAT is definitely a foul.

Please don’t insult pornography by comparing it to Fox News.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

I will do no such thing because you are not Sheik class, but some raisin ball jabroni like the Virgil.

“And so castles made of sand return to sea eventually”

You’ve got to hand it to those kids; they played with spirit and sportsmanship when most of us just would walla in our misery.