Seriously guys, this is a pretty common occurrence. I mean, 'Former Bear Reveals Secrets' was the keynote speech at the Pray Yourself Straight conference I was at on Saturday.

“This is my calling. I was born to do this.”

This is the price you pay for thinking you can have fun in Buffalo.

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Last night's intro had nothing on last year's Finals Game 1 masterpiece:

Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

Ummm..... In the Rangers Mariners game this happened...

Oh man, I laughed. Out loud even. Good stuff.