I deeply appreciate the geographical depths plumbed for this joke. Thank you.

I just wanted to say that you’re everything that’s great about our generation.

It really shouldn’t be hard to take seriously displeasure at the idea of using taxpayer money to fund the whims of the rich.

There are many reasons, but if I had to pick one that kind of encapsulated all of them, it would be the time he cried on camera at the memory of not being drafted until the sixth round.

- Captain Holt

The Editorial board are Stone Cold fans.

Knowledge is a curse.

We also know about that South Park episode where he goes into the closet with Tom Cruise and John Travolta. That’s pretty much it, though.

According to Camus, we are all Sisyphus, and existence is our boulder and hill.

I mean, why climb Mt. Everest?

And they were playing at Chase Field.

68 teams.

This was the weirdest dick joke I’ve ever read.

This was simultaneously the worst and best college football game ever.

He’ll try to turn away and it’ll hit him in the shoulder, and then he’ll crumple to the floor weeping until someone can drag him offstage.

It’s either a butt thing or cancer, or butt cancer.

Thilath, the Athyiran Athathin!

That happened in the Fail Mary game in Seattle. The Packers marched off the field in disgust amidst the chaos, but had to send 11 guys back out with helmets for the extra point.

This was the exact opposite of the Rams/Chiefs game.

HHH mentioned her at Raw 25.