I think the biggest takeaway here is that game spectators are apparently extremely thin-skinned. Why do you give a shit what Jimmy Kimmel says about your hobby? How could it possibly be worth the effort to rage against a TV personality who clearly doesn’t give a shit what you think?

Let it go, you nerds.

The Performance Center is WWE’s training facility.

I didn’t mean to imply that it was wrong, and I didn’t mean ‘smark’ as an insult. There’s a metagame to professional wrestling, one that goes beyond kayfabe, and that’s where the smarks come in. Ultimately, the intended role doesn’t matter; if you’re good in the ring and on the mike, and you’re passionate, and you put…

There’s also the fact that the reason people got so tired of him was because he was effectively carrying the company on his back for a decade. WWE’s starting to find a direction again, which means Cena’s time is coming to an end. If anyone deserves to break Flair’s record, just by the amount of work and effort they’ve…

They spend so much time having Seth Rollins talk (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing) that you can forget what an amazing ring performer he is. I was rooting for Cena (eat me, smarks!), but I can see why they’re investing so heavily in Rollins. Dude’s legit.

Fuck you. Blue Pants forever!

Rooting for the bad guy is a smark (smart mark) tradition. You’ll fit right in :)

Whose job is it?

I can tell you for a fact that Washingtonians hate Californians far more than Oregonians. Idaho is a close second. We like Oregon, we just think they’re a little weird (they can’t even pump their own gas).

To be fair, for anyone who actually saw the match that broke Austin’s neck, it was equally disruptive. Owen’s confusion as to what to do, then playing the crown for minutes while Austin tried to figure out if he could move, and then the weakest roll-up the world has ever seen.

I think that would have looked better with anyone but Big Show; dude has to pull his punches much more than other guys, or he’ll literally kill someone.

At least some of that was playcalling and design. Pass blocking was never the O-line’s strong suit; that would be power running. You commit to that, you get well-designed play-action passes that make the defense think for a second, and the 49ers will have success. We saw what worked best in 2012 and 2013, and it…

Which is why we drafted at least good guard prospect and picked up a fair number in the offseason. We also had existing depth on the line. We’ll be alright.

I’m gonna be the one who’s overly optimistic. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think we’re a contender. We’re paper-thin on defense. However, Greg Roman was strangling the offense. Trying to turn Kaepernick into a pocket passer was a mistake; he’s a run n’ gunner forever. So, I like the chance to start over there. I also…

I’m stockpiling the burn ointment for when it’s San Francisco’s turn.

Torrey Smith has been the lone bright spot in an otherwise asshole of an offseason.

To be fair, summer is bullshit.

100% analog!

Does A-Rod still get booed at Mariners games? Are we still doing that?

The Truth is Forever.