It's hard to beat Curtis Painter running out the back of his own endzone.

I was babysitting my nephew once, when he was about 4 or so, and he was throwing a tantrum. I'd had issues with inconsolable children before; it would get to me, frustrate me, piss me off. By this point, though, I'd gotten a handle on that. I knew he was just gonna keep going until he ran out of steam, so I sat him on…

PLAY IT WHERE IT LIES!

Jesus Christ... please build a guest house for your house in Hell :D

As a resident of Spokane, let me assure you that this is our greatest contribution to society :D

By choice, which is one of its few redeeming qualities :D

Yeah; making the Rams as a DE was a long shot to begin with. There are plenty of teams that need help there, though.

This was *just* dumb enough to get a +1 from me. Well done :D

Those are fair criticisms. In truth, my suspicion is that his reference was either to the Fallout MMO or to Elder Scrolls Online, which has only been an issue if you were expecting a hardcore MMO.

What makes Zenimax anti-fan? If you're referring to what happened with Fallout Online, they had good reason to can the project.

So... his career's pretty much over now, right?

I dunno, I kinda enjoyed it :D

... Do you really need to know how to find naked Disney princesses? Rule 34, yo. Also, there are a lot more images of naked princesses than naked princes, so consider this an effort to make things equal.

Your mother.

A black President, who has faced nigh-unprecedented racist vitriol from both the populace and their elected officials.

It gets to a point where the pain is your entire world. The positive things in your life just mean absolutely nothing in the face of this ceaseless buzzing in your head about how you're just a shit person, and you'll never be worth anything, and you will never not feel like you're dying. Given the choice between…

Hey, if Psycho Sid can do it...

I'm actually seriously considering switching over to watching just the CFL. At the same time, it's not like I give a whole lot of money to the NFL anyway. I don't buy any merchandise, I don't buy game tickets, I just watch games on TV (which still gives them ad revenue, but that's not exactly my money).

I normally like Seattle, but I will share this sentiment in weeks 13 and 15.

Eugenics: Pretty Much Always a Bad Idea!