But the women’s program isn’t ahead of the men’s. It’s way behind. We’ve had two women’s leagues fail already and NWSL is surviving by keeping things small (each team can actually field three unpaid players). USWNT can’t draw a decent crowd except immediately before and after WWCs and Olympics. They filled Red Bull…

“[Money], I just feel like it’s not important.”

Nah. I’ll pass. I’ve never seen one of his videos as I’m not in to the whole “let’s play” scene of watching others play games vs. actually playing them myself. Good for him though. I’m glad that he has been able to make a good living doing something he enjoys.

Subway jingle-writers room right now:

2 things that may cause Pinkham to re-grey me (assuming that’s possible):

Cookies are joy. I’m trying to figure out why y’all keep murdering joy before it gets a chance to grow up.

Anyone who defended cookie dough ice cream doesn’t get to mock the egg beater story. Those monsters are you.

Right...but hair DOES look like that gif above, right?

On no planet does the hair in that gif look close to being as good as the hairworks hair, never mind better. Don’t be daft.

And yet it somehow feels like owners win the PR battle in most lockouts. For some reason people reduce the issue to “millionaires fighting with billionaires,” which I think is a mistake, and THEN THEY SIDE WITH THE BILLIONAIRES, which I really don’t get.

Yeah, why take the side of a bunch of underprivileged minorities who made it despite long odds, when we can take the side of a bunch of random business-men and spoiled descendants of such?

I wouldn’t characterize it in that way. I would point out that the owners have exerted an obscene amount of leverage over player’s salaries. They put the onus on the players to take less money so that they can construct championship rosters and say the salary cap demands it...but in the last round of negotiations with…

It’s a complicated question. I’m going to immediately buck at the sentence “everything that’s wrong with the NBA and everything that’s right with the NFL” because the NFL is a moral monstrosity, and the NBA is just kind of in the middle of the pack, as far as sports league ethics goes, but that’s sort of beside the…

Think how happy this would make your family if it was your suicide note.

Once upon a time, sure as you are born, some dingus was all, “Onions?!?! In your guacamole?!?! You motherfuckers!”

Some dude putting peas in his guac is one thing. The Paper of Upper-Crust White Record located in a town that craves Western authenticity publishing a guac recipe with English peas and fucking sunflower seeds is just begging for hate.

They’re the first ones that actually started industrially producing sadness back in the late 1800’s.

wow Anna why is gawker so biased in favor of facts and science and medical research

Reality has a well-known pro-vaccine bias. It’s disgusting; reality should really be willing to hear both sides on this issue.

I do research with autistic adults, and the number one stigma they experience isn’t their social difficulties, because most people who aren’t assholes can accommodate disabled folks, but it is the parents who think that autistic people shouldn’t exist.