This is one disturbing fantasy you have there pal.

Civility is horseshit when dealing with racists. 

Yup. Only good thing Biden will do this campaign is help split the dumb centrist vote. Godspeed Biden.

Tfw you actively help Hillary campaign but get blamed for torpedoing her campaign just because you did what any candidate would do during a primary.

Damm was Sanders an AG devoted to keeping black men locked up too? Big if true.

Great article, though I suspect a few of the commenters here are gonna be pissed about that Liz Warren part.

Damn is Bernie running as a third party? Wtf 

Who should lead this progressive wing? Kamala Harris the cop? Amy Klobuchar? Joe “these millennials need to shut up” Biden? Cory “peak corporate whores” Booker?

Good. Aside from warren, we’ve got a bunch of bootlicking corporate whores or cops running. He’s old as hell but there’s no one besides the too young AOC ready to carry the flame.

Good platform. Just needs Stacking the supreme Court - national emergency. 

That was the same point of the Sarah Silverman bit. Everyone reacted to how offensive it was for the character to be in blackface, and the idiot character was oblivious to that. 

Slow progress in a climate crisis is worthless. I’m not gonna sit in a fire and try to throw glasses of water at it. I’m gonna make some rapid change and run the fuck out of there.

Marvin Gaye impregnated a 15 yrold teen as well. Theres so many of these classic musicians that fucked teens and it's insane. 

Maybe you should have tried listening to the native Americans angry at her. 

Thats good, but yeah she needs to bring out a public apology. 

True. All DAs can fuck off. 

Spino was big, but he’s just a fish eating gangly lizard. He’s not the more compact solid muscle land predator that the T Rex was.

Idk. I'm down for another spectacular Hillary flame out. 

I too trust Jeff bezos. He has the tastiest boots. 

what if i hate cops? shes too cop for me. ill vote for her in the general if she wins but shes not getting my primary vote