Thanks a lot; now that smile makes me not want to piss on him.

Garfield at Large

Yeah, that was my thought too - have there been any joke Hoff kids’ books or knight rider tie-in books, though? Because I bet he’s read those.

Does Son of Sniglet count?

Heck, even Super Mario Bros. 3's ending has a “the princess is in another castle” joke.

And it is only a recent phenomenon. Mario was not the referee in Tennis (1984) nor the golf man in 1991's NES Open Tournament Golf. Not at all.

don’t forget all of the Mario sports games

I closed this tab as I was reading your comment and I did the hard and brave thing of reopening that closed tab to upvote you and tell you how great your comment was.

Aww, sucks to your menses

Why does Brienne, the largest Stark ally, not simply eat the others?

The best part was the tiki torches though.

Trump will tweet that there were many sides responsible for the death of John Barleycorn

(a) He’s joking (I think!), and

Yeah, this is a trial balloon. If the response is anything less than thunderous condemnation, we’re fucked.

No television death hit me harder than Nate’s death. It is not like it was unexpected, but the following day, I still had an ache in my heart.

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