um the biggest blunder of the whole movie is when Tim says that Bakker didn’t believe dinosaurs evolved into birds when in real life he was the biologist that proposed putting dinosaurs and birds in the same clade

it is an Onion headline

Ruby Rhod would bend you over and spank you for saying that

this whole thread was really tedious and dumb, even for kinja

someone needs to ask mike what he thinks of jews

[extremely John Oliver voice] Cool.

holy shit i am so over #theresistance

I guess if Trump ends up hosting a panel discussion show I’d agree with your weird and dumb take.

my general opinion of Maher is that since everyone hates him so much he’s probably on the right track, at least considering his niche

no he was married for less than a year at the height of his minecraft fame in 2011 and that fell apart too

you know what? i changed my mind. yeah fuck you if youre mentally ill and you decide to just do a bunch of drugs and fuck randos on camera for a living instead of getting help

really cherry picked there, found the 1 of 3 that might be objectionable and just ran with it. cool

he was an active something awful poster before mojang and he’s always been an essentially unfuckable sperglord but i think it was probably a real wakeup call when he realized he couldnt buy companionship and money didnt make him any more attractive or likable

they combine the relentless self-promotion of reality tv stars with the mental health and substance abuse issues of strippers

notch’s twitter is even funnier because you can flip back through and start to see him realize that having a billion dollars doesnt matter when nobody wants to spend any time with you

if thinking porn stars are gross is sex-shaming then i guess sign me up

Snowden literally turned over unreleased classified information to Russia in exchange for asylum. What the fuck are you talking about?

the catch is theyre uploading you to Kinja

legit thought Loren had just really let himself go

so long and thanks for all the dicks