1. Why the fuck are you driving behind a landscaping truck? Or any construction truck??

Welcome to Massachusetts.

The man whose car was struck was obeying the speed limit, driving about 65 mph. If he had been speeding, the increased velocity of his car would have increased the power of the axe's impact, meaning it could very well have gone through the glass and injured his passenger.

"Come to think of it, maybe we'll buy it and establish it as Jalopnik's Detroit headquarters. I call dibs!"

good god you're not in charge.... apparently you don't see that it works both ways... we get to see how they work also. it's not like like they are in it sitting idle watching the whole exercise. And saying the only real world scenario is a conflict with China shows how narrow minded you are in international…

I mean...it was a nice drift.

we would love to hear about your hobbies and interests....I could only imagine haha

Or, you know, I'm disabled and I need to know things like which strains work best for physical pain relief, sleep induction, etc when it comes to my medication.

You would probably never say this about wine or beer connoisseurs, which makes you a hypocrite. Do you reserve this same scorn for people who go on wine tours in California or attend craft beer festivals? Do you refer to the different "types" of bourbon in scare quotes (as if there is no difference between Early Times…

Ok, Reefer Madness. Say hi to 1955 for me.

What about wine and cigar aficionados?

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

I hope someone archives this and pulls it out when she's the one speeding through neighborhoods.

Quite.

cute five year old needs to stop snitching on the community

I saw it live, and her awesomeness had me in tears. And I'm a dude. A strange one, but still.

She did complete the course at hand. She did not complete the competition, you are correct. This is still phenomenal. Most dudes don't even do it, and for such a small person, woman, to do it is amazing.

I think we may have crashed the server.... Please tell me it was certainly us Jezzies (or the like) and not hoards of women eager to date this man.