“I was expecting Fogo De Chao and Alinea to be overrated (the Alinea thing is me, I hate that deconstructed culinary artiste shit so much- was not impressed by butterfinger flavored gel),”

Because Lisa is garbage at naming things. Like, why isn’t it Vanderpups? That’s just a gimme. 

The dog’s name, alas, is Lucy Lucy Apple Juice.

can we plz talk about how dorit says burrito 

PLEASE let this storyline be dead soon. This is the most boring season of Beverly Hills yet...

Seriously, what’s going on here? Was this just floundering for an angle? In what universe was Julia Child or Beef Bourguinon considered “passe”? Apparently the same universe where the beef stew was both in one’s life all along AND entered late, where it’s terrible to put comfortable insoles inside your shoes, and where…

finesse isnt a slang term. Did she just accidentally learn a word?

In the therapeutic sense, forgiveness is about the person doing the forgiving. It’s about letting go of the emotional hold that your abuser has over you, not about excusing the acts or freeing the abuser from responsibility.

+1 to the naked cake crowd.  I’ll make exceptions for cream cheese frosting, but every other type should stay away from my cake.

The correct amount of frosting is no frosting. I will also accept a light, translucent glaze on a bundt cake. 

I disagree that schmaltz would be an OK substitute for feet. You want collagen, not fat.

I’m very sorry you went through that, but I’m glad you were believed when it counted.

Can we talk for a second about the Photoshop hack job someone did on Lu’s knees in the promo photo? Like I can’t stop looking at it

Or The Real Housewives of Photoshop.

Well... when the McDLT came out, everyone was talking about that packaging. A separate container for the cold and hot parts of a burger? Mindblowing. What a crazy gimmick!

Because she has experienced it and spent a good portion of her career interviewing researchers, advocates, victims and abusers. I have a lot of problems with Oprah, but this is one thing she is actually qualified to discuss and has done a lot of advocacy on.

Suspicious... The McGriddle was introduced in 2003. I was a married. mortgaged adult by this point. For the entire duration of my consciousness, a double cheeseburger has been wrapped in a slightly waxed paper. Including yesterday when I ate one. The grease doesn’t soak through that wrapper, but it does get…

This review is a piece of garbage. So many errors - are there no standards in criticism at all? The Diana story is just a story - Freddie’s close friends say it never happened. And even in the story, it was just once. Mary is the person who was in Freddie’s life for 20 years, not Jim Hutton. Mary lived with Freddie…

Freddie Mercury met Mary Austin in 1969 and they dated and were friends for 22 years until his death in 1991 and he left a significant chunk of his estate to her. He met Jim Hutton in the 1980s, didn’t get along at the start, then they dated for his last seven years. Hutton and Mercury did not spend 20 years together…