usedtobemariak
usedtobemariak
usedtobemariak

Are you me? Same scenario here. Husband got horrible flu, turned into pneumonia. His coworkers and I had some headaches, body aches, dry cough and sore throat, but never got a fever. He was the only one who didn’t get a flu shot.

Tonya is a Trump supporter actually...

$150 per person plus general admission. Totally worth it.

I love the National Aviary.

“Make a good movie ...” The fact that he could *make* a movie, with all the $$$ and clout that requires, tells you all you need to know.

the storie’s star author

As a Jew who is not Roy Moore’s attorney, I’d just like to say thanks, black people, for saving our assess. Also, fuck Alabama for the fact that this race was as close as it was.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Yeah, I think Joan Cusack would have something to say to Myles.

Bette Midler is not in To Wong Foo

Jill Zarin from The Real Housewives of New Jersey is astounded” by the doctors who are treating her husband Bobby’s cancer.

Jill says the Drs are astounded by her husband not that she’s astounded by them. Big difference.

Tsk, tsk. I want all the distraught straight men to know that many of us find penises beautiful to look at. Unfortunately for them, most of us are gay men. But I want them to know, if they’re sick of having their beautiful penises disrespected and laughed at, we’re waiting with open...arms.

We watched last night and my husband legit turned to me and said “DO YOU GUYS THINK OUR PENISES ARE UGLY”.

I think this kind of comment is rude and unnecessary. My best guy friend is losing his hair and he is pretty self conscious about it and there’s really nothing he can do. He has it cropped short right now and honestly looks fine. It’s not that big of a deal and I think it’s kinda shitty to actively try to make men

He could be transitioning.

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

Now it’s not.....and I will forever refer to her as “Gretched”

I went to one frat party when I was in college and it made me want to never be around humans again. Then I found my real friends and we hung out watching and discussing movies, ordering pizza, drinking some wine, and playing board games. I’m still friends with them too!

They’re already filming it with Cate Blanchett as Bernadette.