as you typed this Jane Krakowski has replaced her as the voice

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

As in an extremely successful goddess who needs none of your saltiness?

I’m assuming this is a joke (please let it be a joke), but it still ain’t a good look, seeing as you’re painting Aniston as a vindictive shrew and Cotillard as essentially a prostitute. I mean, you’re really running the gamut of gross female stereotypes here...

Well, Anthony Weiner hasn’t had an even vaguely promising career since 2013, so...

Eh, I’m of two minds with this. I agree it shouldn’t be trivialized or sensationalized, but if approached correctly it could be good. I grew up with physical and sexual abuse and I think if I hadn’t believed I was the only one going through something similar (or that it was a bad reflection on me and my family - like…

Oh DAMN.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

It’s all fun and games until you need to take a dump

At this point, I really think he and Huma have an open marriage. Because.....just.....why?

I have a close friend who worked on Long Island Medium in editing and described it as the most soul crushing experience ever. He also thought that the woman was a piece of human trash for conning people. I imagine this is quite the same.

Um, have YOU been watching the show?

If John Krasinski is still jacked a year later - and feeling awesome in his renovated dad bod - I feel for Emily Blunt. Every time HungryHubby goes on a fitness kick, all he can talk about are (1) his workouts and (2) his caloric intake, and all I can think about is punching him in the face.

My friend’s (soon to be ex-) wife cheated on him like two months before their wedding. He decided everyone deserves a second chance, and they worked through it and got married. Then she cheated on him again, with the same guy, a few months later. And then was bewildered that she didn’t get a third (and I assume then…

That’s like when my ex cheated the day before our anniversary. When I asked him if that meant anything he shrugged, seemingly bewildered.

Forgive him if you want, but if his first instinct is to go out and kiss another woman when you get in a fight, he is probably going to resort to that behavior in the future.

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…

“I would’ve worn a different dress” = the most relatable housewife moment EVER.

So, now that Gawker is gone is this where I go to tell people that they’re wrong?

Srsly teenagers are awful. Whenever I would meet with their parents in my brief teacher-days, they looked so tired and worried!