Beautifully written. Sending you love. And also, as a Pittsburgh kid myself, your experience here as a brown person amidst the white, while not surprising, is nonetheless something I wish could have been different.

Claire, I am assuming these go in frozen? Not thawed?

I mean this in only the kindest way to you, but what about her cancer means you guys have to re-establish contact? Unless you are both the only oncologists in town, you don’t need to be drawn back in unless you want to be. My abusive, narcissistic parent died in January after 20 years of my having no contact with him. …

I could only make it through a minute of that infernal ding ding music in the background.

I think you need to Google “shotgun wedding.”

You can’t divorce someone you never married.

Cardi B and Offset’s net worth is like 24 Million. So this is like the average person spending $400 on their kid’s gifts, which plenty of people do. Is the necklace hideous? Why, yes, it is. Can it be taken apart and all the diamonds reset? Why, yes it can. Is it a dumb thing to spend on? Absolutely, but so what.…

An entire box of All Bran, sans milk. Yeah, I know, I know.

“writing monthly TV recaps for on various Bravo franchises”

thank you, I like it the color it is, I just can’t understand why hers looks like with an egg in it.

My mayo turns out a far more golden color, yours looks so white! Is it that I use farm eggs that have an almost orange yolk?

She’s so much better on VR than on BH. I think the time has come to wipe out this entire cast and get fresh blood. Also, I still miss Eileen!

In other “exiting from buildings” news: Irina Shayk has allegedly split from her husband of four years, Bradley Jackson Cooper Maine.

They’re plastic.

They’re plastic.

I can’t imagine why someone named BrenLei would recommend the BrenLei headband...

I can’t imagine why someone named BrenLei would recommend the BrenLei headband...

Have you looked at Chantelle? 34G here and while they’re not too fanciful they are cute, with thin straps and cuts that look modern instead of matronly.

I dated a guy from New Castle and he used to take me to Mary’s - I probably dated him longer than I wanted to just for that kibbeh.

An unexpected road trip for an unexpected funeral landed us in a Mexican restaurant in a deserted office park at 10PM on a Friday night. Exhausted and overwhelmed, I had just lowered my head to the table when out of nowhere an entire Mariachi band came over and started playing at full blast. The entire thing was so…

A) I love this and B) I love you for using the word “healthful” instead of “healthy” when referring to food. Thank you.

LOL!! She did!!