Steaming a lobster is one of the easiest things you can do. I am a decent, not even great, home cook, and I can break down a lobster in less than a minute so I can cook the tail and claws separately.

Not a dead ringer but there is a definite resemblance!

That kibbeh salad or whatever it is is NOT a Pittsburgh Salad just because there are fries on it - fries alone do not make the salad any more than you could call a wonder bread and corned beef sandwich a Reuben. And as a Yinzer, there were and are myriad salads in the area that did not and do not have fries on them,…

Was this meant for the cheese article?

They are a yes, indeed, but to me they are fake food, which sort of contradicts what this diet is supposed to be.

Shirataki noodles, tho?

Already gone.

Already gone.

Wow, I have to say that I had a moment of “oh FFS the CEO didn’t do it!” But of course, you are right - every last man needs to be tested.

If only getting a divorce was as easy as saying you’ve decided to divorce. Bezos is not divorced, he’s still married. The title of your article is incorrect.

I’ve been roasting a pan of olives, grape tomatoes, marinated artichoke hearts, and capers tossed in a bit of olive oil, red wine vinegar, and cracked pepper for about half an hour, then topping a slab of salmon with it and roasting it all together - really tasty.

“Do you blanche?”

No, I depend on the kindness of strangers to Blanche on my behalf, darling (it’s blanch, not blanche).

Totally agree, that is why it’s absurd to say that those who have used it should seek medical attention - you either had a problem or you didn’t, but no one who menstruates on the regular still has boxes of tampons around from 2016.

So, um, how are you supposed to check the lot number of something you used TWO YEARS AGO? Do most people keep empty tampon boxes around JIC?

Anyone who sits on the Club level? Why pay a fortune for some nasty beer when I can get an actual drink?

This list is a hot mess.

But it’s not Chili Tasting, it’s Chili Chasing.

Fixed it for you, USDA

I have had the best luck with 50% canola/50% schmaltz. And 1000% yes, definitely eat them as they are made - then the rest of the eaters get the task of cleaning up while the cook enjoys HER latkes. :)

A sandwich called The Thin Man from a now defunct sandwich shop of the same name. A fantastic house-made chicken liver mousse, thick cut bacon, peppery greens, and vinaigrette on a baguette. I miss that sandwich.

The whole point of fried baloney is that it’s childhood trash food. If you are going to use chipotle mayo instead of yellow mustard, just sub turkey breast for the baloney, gruyere for the american, and ciabatta for the white bread.