holy crap, where do you live where water is that expensive? Even when we had six kids at home that was our water bill for a year.

Agree that Simon VK, while creepy, dearly loved Alex so he gets a pass from me as well. PK is not only gross, but also literally changed Dorit’s swim wear line (including the name) without her permission and says awful, defamatory things about the other housewives to stir shit.

And yes, David Foster is revolting.

My…

I once hired a babysitter and literally walked around a grocery store in a daze for 90 minutes, didn’t even buy anything.

You’re all missing David Beador and *urgh* PK Kemsley.
But how about the best husbands? I nominate Mauricio “the Agency” Umansky.

I had a friend who made this for every party we had in the 80s. We took to calling it “Nancy’s Dill-Dough.”

I’d like to send her flowers to thank her for the two hours I spent staring at him on Monday night.

Uh, cut and paste error or new royal surname?

Please share where this is sold from a fishmonger at this price!

my husband is in his mid 50s (as am I). We met when I was 43 and he was 45, and we were both recently divorced. The amount of his friends and colleagues who were practically bullying him into dating women in their early 20s (he’s a handsome, successful guy who definitely could have done so with ease) was astonishing.…

“Turn stove on over low heat (?? what’s over low heat?) and bring to boil (what, the stove?). Stir the saucepan (how does one stir a saucepan?)—you’ll want to reduce this by a little over half. Turn of (of what?) heat”

Yeah, but that was filmed months ago, right?

Oh. my. Poor Bethenny. She was just saying on this week’s episode how important he is to her - I don’t think she gets close to people easily and she’s pretty fragile, emotionally.

Or turn it into a museum, can you imagine if you lived next door?

Am I the only one who is mystified at all this, given that this house was only used for exterior shots for the show and isn’t even a two-story structure? How can you restore something that didn’t exist?

Her wardrobe is very Carrie Brad-shat.

I have no doubt our phones are listening to us. My husband and I were falling asleep and he mentioned that our white noise machine had started to rattle and we should consider replacing it. I had an ad for it on Facebook the next morning.

The Giant Eagle grocery chain in the Pittsburgh area has these in some locations - you are not permitted to leave the store, of course, but when my daughter was small I would sometimes go there, even if I didn’t have to shop, to sit in the store cafe for an hour and have a coffee just to have a short break.

I cannot thank you enough for the gift you gave your child of simply believing her and taking action. I’m in my 50s and my mother’s telling me that I just had a very active imagination is something I will never forgive.

Because a lot of folks think that a bump like that is a wart (I did) but it’s actually a retinacular cyst. Not hard to treat but trying to remove it like a wart won’t help.

The weird resilient wart on the middle finger of your right hand doesn’t happen to be at the base of the finger on the palm side, does it?