The only winners in this mess are Weird Al fans.

Whew, went from Damn! to ah, ok in a few seconds.

Get Better Drew!

Possibly, but honestly, doubtful.

That all sounds great. And I love the idea that you think if this happened, it would make a difference.

Whom exactly would it have helped? Blog writers who need another post on why his apology wasn’t enough?

There is no reconciliation and atonement when it comes to matters like this any more. There is only pearl clutching and pitchforks.

I don’t often like Television Chef shows, as there seems to be a lot of self-aggrandizing.

There are a couple of times where I’ve found their advice extremely useful.

The first is Gordon Ramsey’s scrambled eggs, the second is Samin’s suggestion about adding salt to anything overnight that you intend to serve the next…

My dad has a full set of Ricky Ricardo hair, and he’s in his 70's.

Maybe next time pet her normally?

Good lord, you’re a wound up ball of bitterness. How about instead of telling me what to do, you go find a park to walk in for a bit, or maybe a puppy to pet.

Nope, the trap you’re falling into is that Millennials think everything Boomers do is about them. It’s the one thing they have in common.

I guess he’s just mad because Gen-Xers have already been fucked enough by Boomers.

Easy, take 0.0001% out of the defence budget.  Or scale back Trump’s tax cut. 

What makes this better is when you realize the punching bag in the .gif above is Chuck Norris.

Right!

HufflePuff!

51:58 is pretty stellar.

Seconded. That is the best pull from this so far.

Latin Surname: Nothing like having your name become a first name for the most Xenophobic wizard house simply because the author had a bad breakup.