Easy, take 0.0001% out of the defence budget.  Or scale back Trump’s tax cut. 

What makes this better is when you realize the punching bag in the .gif above is Chuck Norris.

Right!

HufflePuff!

51:58 is pretty stellar.

Seconded. That is the best pull from this so far.

Latin Surname: Nothing like having your name become a first name for the most Xenophobic wizard house simply because the author had a bad breakup.

Embarrasing bad Mexican / Pocho slip up of the year happened last week.

Yes, I should be more concerned about spoiling a 30+ year old film by showing a clip that nobody will remember when they skim past this on Amazon Prime.

An artistic interpretation of Trump’s handlers trying to get him to calm down.

This is one case where the show took something in the book, and fleshed it out in a way that provides much more impact.

I’d suggest the Audio book.  It’s honestly a good book to listen to.

This is our go-to audio book set (which is spectacularly done), on long trips.

“mestitos is indeed an accurate spelling of the word where I am from

This is some premium grade trolling.

You may still have to keep telling people.

The irony being if that kid had taken the old man’s advice in the first movie, there probably wouldn’t be a need for a second.

You forgot Rihanna and that almost child-bride with the perma pony tail whose name escapes me.

Damnit, I have work to do! But if you have time, and want to go down a delightful rabbit hole, google “Afghanistan grape production.”

“The Pantry” in this case being the Middle East.  So, yeah, you serve it with what you have around you.