I remember watching the first Transporter film. There was a point, about 1/2 way through it, when there is a shirtless oiled fight.

Oh Good, Grimdark Picard.

#5 and #6 are life goals, man.

I’m glad you pulled this one out of the greys, because his comment is superlative, while yours is embarrassing. He isn’t concern trolling, he’s talking about how ignorant your comment is. This isn’t Mad Men, go find a locker room to sit in.

This is the finest Onion Article ever written.

Third. I really wish this was published on a Friday afternoon. Long Form articles are excellent weekend reading.

But they’ll be talking to a smaller base. I’m OK with that.

They’ll all still have Coast to Coast.

This is the best news of the week Mike. Take care of yourself, and pawn off Snacktaku.

Not going to defend this, but I thought I’d say that sometimes Rogen is pretty awesome.

Chuck was mentally ill, and as difficult as this is to understand this relationship, I get it. You can love someone who doesn’t love you back the same way, especially if that character can’t. Chuck’s love for Jimmy was stilted by the fact that Chuck didn’t see Jimmy as a complete human being. Chuck’s lack of empathy…

I’m 50/50, and I shave on the regular. My beard is like a calling card that I’m a member of La Raza.

I’d like to defend my area of Arizona (Tucson, well Pima County in general), however, we have a lot of the same problems here as well.

I’m just hoping this is .. canon.

The best thing about this thread is that every time you comment, I end up watching the trailer again.

Watching. See, there’s your problem son. Read more.

I’m going to assume you have a reading disorder.

This trailer manages to get my blood pumping while simultaneously making me tear up.

My wife and I went to see Shutter Island in the theater a few years back. About an hour and a half in, there is the scene where I think Leonardo DiCaprio’s family is murdered (honestly I don’t remember the whole plot), and my wife just loses it. I’m holding her while she’s just falling apart crying big ugly loud…

So now I get to have the same feeling my wife did when David Tennant showed up as the doctor.