I would just like to commend the newscaster for pronouncing the name Caballero correctly. Pack, on the other hand, is a peice of shit.

So, I showed this to my wife, and we decided the way we would describe this reboot to other people.

AMEN! It kills me you had to write this at all.

I always opened every post you wrote. You had a solid voice, and even when comments go ugly, I understood where you were coming from.

Fuck this guy. Seriously, and fuck every one of them who looked at this woman visibly and audibly  upset, and decided that minimizing it was the way to go.

Jesus Christ, this makes so much sense.

Steve Zahn’s performance in this is criminally underrated.

ZING!

Well, I read it. So I guess he wins?

Last line of the first season finale was “Nuts.”

TRIGGERED! I shared this.

You weren’t with me and my kids in the theater during Toy Story 3.

I was ready. Hell, I wanted to see another 45 minutes after that reveal.

YES!

And yet you think your comment has merit. Hell, you probably even thought you were funny here.

Well, I didn’t know I was waiting for it. Now that I do know. I have to say, I like it.

True: My favorite part of that movie is the chase scene immediately after he gets his powers. You can see him recognize what his body can do, it’s impressive work.

His eyes are just so pretty. Like not of this world pretty.

Pretty sure the way he tells it, he cleaned her room to get away from her.

Agreed. 100% on board with this.