Pretty sure the way he tells it, he cleaned her room to get away from her.

Agreed. 100% on board with this.

OH good, it wasn’t just me. I actually thought her head started leaning.

I’m a straight man. I’m not offended. Your argument is invalid.

Bobby, this article makes it sound like you’ve had some kind of Freaky Friday experience.

This is the best explanation. Lawyers are generally good at holding their nose and getting the work done.

Here’s the worst part of this bullshit. The team that beat us? They’ll go into the next game thinking they’ve done some shit, and promptly get handed their ass.

I’m from Arizona. I feel like I should apologize. That shit was embarrassing.

HOLY SHIT! YES!

Trump isn’t a useful idiot. Trump is a person that Putin threw money behind to embarass HRC in the Election

I’d be curious if there is a specific twitter handle that hands out that information. Trump is too stupid for any other kind of communication.

Tillerson was fired for suggesting that Trump’s boss poisoned a spy in the UK. You can’t have a person that Putin cleared for Secretary of State talking shit about Putin.

Wow, some of these are rather awesome.

Ease up there kid, My 47 year-old self has the same contempt for his borrowing music that my 13-year old does.

Borrowed, I know so many people who are getting a copy of this.

No. The correct power is Time Travel.

That was literally, literally, my internal monologue.

He didn’t write it. He said it. This is a transcript from one of his many visits to Howard stern. Google it for yourself.

Gets better, Trump didn’t bother to find out how the guy was doing afterwards.

I’d imagine the same response if a person showed up in one of those T-Rex costumes.