That was literally, literally, my internal monologue.

I was expected to be annoyed. Instead I’m really excited. This looks much better than advertised.

He didn’t write it. He said it. This is a transcript from one of his many visits to Howard stern. Google it for yourself.

Gets better, Trump didn’t bother to find out how the guy was doing afterwards.

I’d imagine the same response if a person showed up in one of those T-Rex costumes.

Trump on how he responds to a crisis in real life:

I have to believe this is something that was in the back of his mind?

The stripper he knows? Maybe he’s never been to Toronto.

APRIL! God Damn that is great news! Everything I read said this wasn’t coming back until June.

Also, he doesn’t recommend something unless he’s tested it, and his packing tips are my ideal.

Abrams and Trump essentially have the same MO: Whatever they tell you they aren’t doing, that is what they are doing.

Enough to let you know that the hit is going to hurt, and she’s having fun. I’d piss myself knowing someone enjoyed kicking ass so much, she had it set to a dance.

I filter anything JJ Abrams says through the lens of the last Star Trek film he directed. This guy spends more time defending his lack of creativity than he does actually trying to be creative.

You ask that like it’s a bad thing.

You may not know this, but I adore the writing here.

Please do! I have my moments.

NYC is a tertiary character, ready to be discarded for whatever region the protagonists are in. I loved the time in Mexico the most.

I’ve said this about the show in the past: It’s an orchid. You worry too much attention will kill it as much as too little.

when I was in the 11th grade, I went to a New Edition concert with three Caucasian classmates, so that should count for something.

I have two kids, so we’re planning on either seeing this on Sunday, or next weekend. Probably the first of multiple views.