Kia? Hyundai? Who cares.

Hate it. Everything about it screams “NOPE”. From Maserai’s legendary reliability (HA!) to High-on-Heisenberg’s-Finest pricing, to that Infiniti-borrowed headlights and Buick (or is it Pep Boys?)-borrowed gills, it’s FUGLY, overpriced, and boring. NOPE. Nope. nope.

Doug, I’ll have you know that a local Nissan dealer that has been here since the Colon (or is it Colonial?) days, made a very serious offer for my 2010 GT-R by phone. They said they’ll be giving me a brand new GT-R for same payments. When I asked what that would be, they said “well. it depends”. Apparently “Depends”…

I’m sure I’m not the only one out of the loop on your comment. Care to clue in us, the clueless?

Not even if Suburban was selling for Kia prices. What an ugly, boring, POS. The only positive - if you get one in black or white, left lane is yours. Everyone will GTFO, thinking you’re a cop.

I think I’m in a minority here, but I love it. I’m also shocked that Jalop constantly b*tches about lack of wagons, but when Audi drops it to as wagon-y nirvana as possible... everyone here goes “BUT IT’S NOT <insert your gripe here>! WHAAAA!!!!”.

Ну как выглядит в персоне?

My daughter calls it Porsche Panera - quite appropriate, since it’s almost as cheesy as my daughter’s favorite dish (mac’n’cheese)

“...feels like riding a pig bareback”

Jazzy!

While artistically inclined, it loves gas and wasted lots of juice.

I bet Jeep could crawl that no problem... Assuming the roof would hold up.

Oh, the irony - the ad behind the car, as it falls apart reads “Everything for welding”!!! =)

How much, Doug?

I meant that one.

Good beers in that joint, Doug? ;-)

Bill Odenkirk? Any relationship to Saul Goodman?

Called local Volvo dealer (might as well name them: Vulvas of Princeton. Or as I lovingly call them: “c*nts”) about the all-too-snobby XC90 minivan’s availability. First time - dealer said he’d call back and never did. I figured two weeks should be long enough, called back. Same “um. hm. dunno. will call you back”.…

“What number am I thinking?”

They should be getting their flame retardant gear on - that burn was sick enough for ISIS to use on Jordanian pilot. What? Too soon?