David leaving Darlene for a woman half his age
So, she's 12?
Wait. Oh god, I'm old.

At some point those babies become children. And then the pedophile knows

Wait, does this mean I didn't win a boat?

Why hasn't anyone thought to use this as a method to lure child predators into trap of intrepid law enforcement?

Oh man, I'll bet Netflix did that list ten concerts thing. No wonder the hacker was able to get the episodes.

You can be two things

A good password and useful advice. It can be two things!

That's not really stalking. You may need to work on your technique.

That was my intention when I added the s to the sign on my car

That seems more like a reason to put one on your car

It can be two things

This is almost as stupid as people removing their Baby on Boards signs from their cars because it could alert child predators to stalk them

I just posted my last ten passwords. One of them is a lie!

These poor folks didn't even get a ball pit!

Thank you. She's really a fantastic person and I'm sorry she is going through all this. It sounds like a good program, with aftercare treatment and other counseling so I am trying to be optimistic. It's just been a very difficult past year and a half. And I mean that for both her and I.

My 18 year old daughter is voluntarily going into residential treatment for several weeks for eating disorders and self injury. It's kind of a combination fuck this shit, yay this shit and neutral shit—I think it will be a good program for her and I hope it helps. It's been a really difficult year trying to find…

I was slightly afraid this was going to be one of those screamers where I'd stare at the screen closer and closer and then suddenly a terrifying face would pop up on the screen.

The twists were excessive, but they worked, I felt. While some of them seemed to come out of nowhere, there was ultimately still a logic in how everything tied together. I really enjoyed that book as well. And I just learned there was a 2 part BBC series that I'm going to try and hunt down.

Are your butts actually touching? I've had to clean the men's room for jobs and it doesn't seem as though there is that much space between the urinals.

I want to have a nice yard, but I tend to be lackadaisical about my approach to gardening. I put it in the ground, it's nature, let nature do its thing. That give, the 4 or 5 wild violets I moved from the side of the house to the backyard about 8 years ago are really taking over and look lovely. And the lilac bush…