Paper Girls. It's very good, but I don't read comics very often, so I'm having a little trouble getting into the story because of the way it's broken up into monthly issues. It just makes it feel disjointed to me. I also need to focus on paying more attention to the drawings, because I'm used to just racing through…

Michiko and Hatchin is great. If you watch the dubbed version, I heard the violence was really toned down. If you can tolerate the subs, you'll get the full version.

I think the Carl Turkey would have prompted my children to become vegetarian much sooner.

Still better than Last Christmas

I was even angrier when I went to Toys R Us to buy it and the employees all laughed at me

6 weeks if you live in Ohio

Gordon would have been the most awesome bartender

I wasn't stupid, just so very, very hopeful

Every time I'm assured I will weep over something I take it as a challenge to sit through the entire thing stony eyed. Although this one was fairly easy.

Butter on saltines is pretty good as well

Oh god, slurping. I don't even like to read the word slurp. It's worse than panties. Or moist.

The crackers with ricotta and blackberry jam reminded me how when I was a kid I used to eat Ritz crackers with cream cheese and jelly (guess I'm just not that fancy). Haven't had it in a while. But I would eat it right in front of you and tell you how good it is.

All of them. I don't like people looking at me when I eat.

Once I downloaded a Chrome extension that was supposed to replace pictures of babies and toddlers with cats and dogs. But all it really did was replace friends' pictures of their puppies and kittens with random cats and dogs.

Emperor's New Groove is such an underappreciated Disney movie

I'd delete this post but instead will leave it up as a lesson to others—don't drink and post.

I may have had a few glasses of wine when I wrote that because I've read it several times and I'm still not sure what I was trying to say.

Well, before now

I spend an incredible amount of time on the internet and I really can't remember ever encountering the term "dumpster fire".

Isn't the whole point of our voting system that you can dislike the other candidate and vote for who you want? And that's okay because we are America The Great and not like those other countries where you get killed/insulted on an internet forum for speaking out against who you aren't going to vote for?