Hi

Give me K5 Blazer, or give me death!

Tongue*

Dude just wants to smoke a blunt, take a roll, and catch a rock show. Good on him.

but, twice a month, you and the car have to show up to a remote garage where, in front of the whole club, you must disrobe, sit in the car, and pleasure yourself to, um, the end.

That’s actually a veggie.

“This particular Tesla Roadster 2.5 Sport spent its previous life as a media sensation, hosting reporters and starring in videos up until 2013.”

You just didn’t get enough speed to skim over the top there. I miss the hell outta the Saturn sedan we used to thrash off-road. Thing was killer. Drank more oil than gas had 350k when we got it. no exhaust manifold, tore the bolts and threads out dragging exhaust on rocks. Finally died when the entire engine cradle…

It’s keeping your feet dry, isn’t it? Ungrateful kids these days.

I will.