Ignore cost-effectiveness? In these United States? Surely you jest! We’re cutting education funding in favor of for-profit schools because public education isn’t cost-effective! Ha! You fool! We will always shoot ourselves in the collective foot to preserve a profit margin!

How much longer does it take when you factor in the drive to/from the gas station? It only takes me less than 20 seconds of additional time to fuel my car because I just plug it in when I get home.

Ran when parked, yeah, sure. Every car ran at one point. What do they want, a participation trophy. All I want to know is can I drive it away right now or do I have to bring a flatbed for it.

“no lowballers, I know what I have”

“In great condition, just needs. . . *lists a dozen weekend projects* . . . parts are in the trunk, easy fix, just haven’t had time to install them.”

I haven’t purchased a car from a private seller in over 20 years but I tend to browse a lot. Wealth signaling vanity shots where someone carefully arranges every “nice” thing they have into frame always gets under my skin and gives me the ick. Like, no way do I want to deal with that person and their ego. 

They don’t have a clear title. They say “I know what I have.” There are multiple owners and/or an unclear accident history (many will forgive a fender bender if the seller is honest and presents contact info for the shop involved).

I was curious so I checked pricing.

Harley, the brand built on conservative machismo, is “too woke”?  These people are a really special kind of stupid.

Talk about eating your own.  Fucking MAGAt morons are remarkably stupid.

So... Harley has finally noticed its demographic of elderly angry rich rednecks, and dentists cosplaying the same, is dying off and is now trying to appeal to a new demographic that is not really into the whole angry redneck image... Oh boy. Harley needed to do this (probably a decade late to the party, but at least…

Harley makes E-bikes now; these karens are lashing out because the electric motors don’t provide the same stimulus on their taint.

Smart move. Perfectly normal and relatable person versus the couch fucking VP for the other side.

I read his Wikipedia as soon as he was picked. He’s an impressive dude. I like him. We are a military family and I would appreciate having someone in the Vice Presidency who has served this country in that way and understands what that means and the impact serving has on families and even communities. He’s been a…

Gotta say he seems like a very down-to-earth and rational person. The Scout thing is some sweet icing on the cake.

Other potential VP candidates who just missed the cut:

I got into it last week about how the kid in NY should have had his license taken away after killing someone. This asshole should have had it gone years ago. Once again, it should be harder to get and keep a license and easier to lose it.

The worst part: if you really must go fast, there IS A RACE TRACK IN ODESSA. There actually used to be TWO, but one closed a while ago.

The charge against the driver and the salesperson should be 2nd degree murder. The dealership and dealership owner should face criminal charges -vehicular homicide.

Now, the family is suing the driver, the salesman and All American Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram of Odessa.