Maybe that’s the reason for the lack of embargo. There hasn’t been much hype about this at all, between the lukewarm reception to the concept and Infinity War consuming all before it.

The middle-aged, pink-faced, conservative fatties in the UK seem to have a spurious, bi-annual “Jeremy Clarkson should be the Prime Minister” campaign.

It was the only way, as Strange said.

Is there any point bringing back Falcon (if the Cap films are finished) or Scarlet Witch? I think this gives Marvel time to think, renegotiate contracts, and decide which B characters have got a bit superfluous.

No chance. He became too powerful really, he could do anything. They even had to get him stabbed in this movie early doors to stop people saying “But Vision could’ve just...”

Ah yes, that famous British actor, Domhall Gleeson.

Ah yes, that famous British actor, Domhall Gleeson.

I have no expectations that she’ll suffer some awful fate. She’ll just kick Jimmy to the kerb and he’ll agree to leave her alone as she starts a family with some safer guy. Probably after he does something so mental that she can’t have him around anymore.

I think the coke dealer kid was meant to be a sympathetic character; possibly even a decent prospect for the daughter. Mum saw all of the inflammatory and dysfunctional parts of the relationship rather than the stuff that proceeded her daughter losing her virginity, like him telling her she didn’t need to say porno…