.....well, you gotta figure, it beats Utah! Lol.....I remember when they asked me to go to Utah, my first thought was, “Utah? There are no beaches in Utah....” (NO OFFENSE, UTAH! I loved the mountains!)

.......Oh, my dear, Sweet Ms. Findilynn, it pains me to inform you that I was not long for Florida......I was not there but a scant 3 weeks, and now find myself in Monterey......WHICH I LOVE!......only been here 3 days, right by the Bay.....I can hear the seals barking at night (not to be confused with the Seals, of…

......well, everyone knows that Jenna Mazza is a shut-in........so if she’s shipping Captain and Bradley Cooper, I can’t really get outraged about it.....

......Uma Thurman looked STUNNING in lavender at the Oscars somewhere between mid-90s and mid-Aughties........I blur in there.....

.....may I suggest Jennifer Lawrence?......

....well, maybe it will work on the StormFronters, cuz they usually end up jacking each other anyway.....this way they can pretend to be straight! And, like the BernieBros, it gives them an excuse to get out of Mom’s basement for a couple of hours.....lol

...in my own experience, it’s usually cuz they’re married but DESPERATELY want some dick on the side....

.....yes.....but it would be so much more fun if he left her for Mo’Nique.....

......you may want to check the Daily Mail’s coverage of Beatrice over the past year.......and the Duchess of Pork is such a great nickname, it will live on for all time....

......LOL.....I’m crestfallen....

.....I think he “did” Marion Cotillard.....unless it was Gwyneth......or Jen....or Margot Martindale....or Mo’Nique.....or Gabby Sidibe....

.....Paul Newman & Joanne Woodward, Bob & Dolores Hope, George Burns & Gracie Allen.........

.....LOLOL......AND WOULD SO LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

......WOULD SO LOVE!!!!!!

.....what about the A-list Actor pedophile? I know it’s Tom Cruise.....

.....she murdered Diana....

.....go to your nearest gay bar, you’ll learn pretty quickly.....

.......kind of like the Duchess of Pork’s daughters....

.......First guess: Tom Cruise. He’s been A-list since Risky Business in 1983, and the gay rumors have been non-stop since 1983. Second guess: Arnold. He reportedly got his big breaks by sleeping with producers in the ‘80s, and I saw the nude foto Spy published back in the ‘90s......

.....AMEN, SISTER! I have never so cold in my life as the first three months I was in Utah......NEVER AGAIN!