Seven Stages of Grief:

Ok, I’m ready.

Despite all the awful shit in this article, I think this is what made my eye twitch the most.

I just wish some actress would finally be like “No, I knew I could do it and do it well. I am in top form, young and stunningly beautiful, and I work hard on my body every day and even got a bit of plastic work done to get to my peak. I went to theater school for 3 years and this was my second big budget movie that…

I maintain we haven’t even gotten to the twist yet. We’re still in the act one ‘revealing her backstory via quirky anecdotes’ part of the movie.

And yet I still don’t know who she is.

‘Heart of Daftness’ is a very good joke. I laughed when I first saw it, and laughed again just now — the difference was a matter of seconds, but still. It holds up. It’s that vaulted British humor, folks, which help the British go through some truly trying times.

Donald should choose her as his running mate. Between the two of them they can spin as many tall tales as they like, while distracting the base with her angel hair pasta.

Of course she is.

It was so perfect. My favorite bit was “with the fetid story of your client’s classless antics”.

Daaaaaaaamn, Howard King. Earn that lawyer money.

Ah! Thank you for the clarification!! :)

I think what happened to them versus Ivanka is that plastic surgery is for girls.

I ignore science people where food is concerned. They are mostly stupid and think everything edible will kill you. Bastards recently tried to take my cookie dough away FFS!

Mutual bearding.

I’m leaving that alone. We both said our piece. Unfortunately it didn’t lead to peace. :(

Well, their first mistake was to look for Mexican food outside the Trump Tower Grill. Everyone knows their taco bowels are the best!!

A Trump Loving Tow Truck Driver Left a Disabled Bernie Sanders Supporter on the Side of the Road