Debunked. Our days will be one hundred and twenty-TWO years. TAKE THAT, GOD!

My grandparents are in their mid-90's and they don’t really do anything except watch Jeopardy and Wheel or Fortune. My grandfather (94) wakes up, spends two hours getting ready only to then sit on the recliner and take a nap. He sleeps about 17 hours a day now. Whenever I see them I just think “what’s the point?” …

First Doctor Who and now Psych. They were the shows that I would watch over and over again.

Lying

We3. Honestly that series was so traumatizing I can’t even directly recall the exact moments in it where I lost it. While reading it I knew that I was going to finish and that I would probably never be able to read it again.

Boom.

Guide this one to where the traveller never tires, the lover never leaves, the hungry never starve.

A few episodes of Babylon 5 got me as well.

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian ...

“Had to be me -- someone else might have gotten it wrong.”

Let’s just get the Futurama episode about Fry’s dog out of the way. Moving on....

A deforming part is a moving part. So it has ONE moving part not none.

Thats equality for you....if they can’t all live, they all die.

He Kobayashi Maru’d it like a boss

Yes. And if it flows too quickly, you get metal to metal contact.

This is Sploid/Gizmodo.

I live with my 2 tween daughters and 2 cats. Not worried about the tweens but the cats ... Shit. I wonder what their twitter handles are.
If I’m not back soon, Jez will know what happened to me.

I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.