I usually laugh so hard I cry when I read AI-written things (e.g., recipes, Harry Potter chapters). But this is too pathetically realistic to trigger the same response for me.

Softball fields are a lot smaller. Home to first is 20 yards vs 30 yards in baseball. Pitches are thrown from 43 ft, vs 60.5 feet in baseball. The homerun fence at centerfield about 220 ft vs closer to 400 ft in baseball.

You’re a remarkable idiot

The white woman might be a psycho but where do you see anything that she did that was explicitly racist? I’ve had people yell at me about parking spots, or in traffic, was that all racially motivated?

It sounds to me like she just had a meltdown over a parking space, and likely would have done the same thing if the other women had been white. She just sounds like an asshole, not necessarily a racist asshole- unless there are more specifics at the link. So there’s also the possibility that Grant was being a jerk and…

Oh, so it wasn’t just a meltdown over the parking space? Did she actually toss out racial slurs over this? I didn’t click through to the sources and was wondering why this was a racial incident and not just an unhinged woman who should have been asked to leave.

I'm legitimately angry at every team that scheduled Liberty. How much money does it take to pretend that it's a real school? 

Gawd, I miss George Carlin.

That the football team representing a bigoted, authoritarian, heretical, extremist-indoctrination-center diploma mill take an ass-kicking on its own home field — in a game its supporters had circled on their calendars since it was scheduled — is the most soul-satisfying result of the first week of the college football…

As a theoretical Syracuse fan, I am embarrassed and disappointed to learn that they scheduled fucking Liberty. The University (and the ACC) should not lend any credibility—athletic or otherwise—to this institution.

Problem is, idiots like Freeze and his ilk are truly having their day in America. Their hypocrisy know no bounds, yet they truly believe they are some kind of chosen people. I use the word hate sparingly, but I hate people like Hugh Freeze.

I seriously thought I was watching Fox News. Every sideline report was something along the lines of “there’s not much celebrating from Syracuse because they’re so inspired by Coach Freeze”.

In many cases, no, I believe they truly don’t understand that. And again in many cases, I believe they don’t care to understand — religion to them is the willful abandonment of critical thinking. Instead of facing tough questions about life and existence head-on, they can just sidestep it completely by attributing it…

One thing that has never made sense is that they believe God gave humans free will and yet constantly claims such and such was God's will or plan. Do they not understand you can't have both since they automatically cancel each other out???

I LOVE everything about the Liberty University sports programs. It is just such a perfect way to point to the hypocrisy of the evangelical community (or at least Falwell) that it makes my heart two sizes bigger. Should we hire a disgraced coach? Yes! Should we have the entire operation be led by a disgraced AD? YES! …

There is no team I want to go winless more than Liberty. I’d even root for Alabama against them. 

“The doctors told me if it had been another 24 hours, that strand of bacteria could have gotten to my heart and that I would have been fighting for my life,” Freeze told ESPN. “It’s the way God works because there’s no doubt that bacteria would have killed me if President Falwell wasn’t so quick to make sure we got…

Wait, so “the way God works” is first he lets you develop a herniated disk and a potentially life threatening infection, but then he doesn’t let you die? Sounds line kind of an asshole.

Just when I thought Jerry Falwell Jr. had good taste in men.

MINI-VANS ARE THE BOMB!! Efficiency personified. Love them. You can load them up and go glamping with up to 6 kid/adults . You can take your camping shit out of them and use them as a Dad-Nap limousine / Victorian opium den in urban environments. If you truly lack class you can use them as a somewhat disappointing…