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Stephen Moyer previously played a vampire in the UK show Ultraviolet. The first episode is below, and Moyer first appears at about 3:12.

Nah, if that’s how your scales are weighted I’m pretty sure that just makes you a shitty person.

Mike Leach nods approvingly

I think you’re just looking for generic “violence”.

The bad part about peanuts on planes, at least in my husband’s case, is that you’re in this tiny contained plane with air just endlessly circulating. So all that peanut dust starts circulating around the air when everyone opens their snacks at once - making it harder for some people to breathe due to allergies. Also…

The most annoying thing about having a tree nut allergy is that people can’t seem to comprehend why I can eat peanuts and peanut butter. Though they never seem to question why my brother, who has a very serious peanut allergy, can eat tree nuts just fine.  

Have you been on an airplane at boarding time? It’s near impossible to turn your head, let alone wipe down seats, trays, armrests and buckles. I had to do it quickly for my daughter with a boarding plane and I did not feel like I got all surfaces I needed to because I hated being in the way of other people getting…

WHOA-OH VINCE CARTER (cram on Lamb)

On a totally unrelated note, in addition to being in the permagreys on The Slot and Jezebel, I am now banned on Splinter for making a comment critical of Nick Martin today:

Uh, no.

As someone with no web development skills, is there no way for them to prevent ads they show from redirecting people off their site?

An acquaitence from high school didn’t have kids & she & her husband were always traveling and posting great pics on social media of them having a blast, which I thought was great. 6 months ago they had a premie (like 25 weeks or some shit like that) and the realization that they weren’t just smart & not having kids,…

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Totally. the “Monica (or other woman) as victim” narrative strips women of fundamental agency. We can’t have it both ways -demanding respect to be treated as independent humans capable of making our own choices, while also playing the role of helpless, hapless little victims bc we’re not actually independent humans…

Monica. Is Not. A victim. Full Stop. Two adults do not have to have the same level of power/status in order for sex to be consensual.

Are we suggesting that the only proper relationship is when the “power” (whatever that means) is “exactly equal” (whatever that means) between the parties? Or some weird ratio of power like 87.3% equal or whatever? It seems to me that as soon as we stray from the obviously problematic situations (adult/child, teacher/s…