UrbanAchiever

6/23/12

Thank you, Jezebel, for making it so abundantly clear that, while you are good at picking young gamechangers for the future, you don't seem to look to any older women (i.e. over 40, as someone said below) for wisdom or inspiration. For a site that gives Hilary an occasional nod, I'm both surprised and disappointed.…

6/21/12

They just like us better.

6/19/12

Slave-to-fashion shoes, doh.

6/18/12

Especially placing the sex in the bed on the pedestal above the two kids. Yeesh.

6/18/12

Re: Fifty Shades of Fuckable Young Things -

6/16/12

If you had read the books, that wouldn't be the first, only or even worst thing to creep you out.

6/15/12

It worked for Whatshisname Pratt and Heidi Montag, and kind of for Paris Hilton, right?

6/15/12

Even if he didn't, I have just added a new power to the list of superpowers I would have in an ideal world. The ability to make peoples' faces 'stay that way' for as long as I pleased.

6/14/12

"Miley Cyrus is "rushing to the altar" because she's always wanted to be a married lady before giving birth to her likely already spawned child and also do both before she turns 21."

6/13/12

Wow. I am humbled.

6/12/12

The mother I know who knew the most, was seriously the most badass mom around, was the least likely to dispense advice unless it was an emergency, or someone asked for it. She has four kids, one with severe health issues, and has an absolute wealth of knowledge - but assumes that each kid is different, so what she…

6/12/12

Sending big virtual hugs to someone I am sure is a great mom - best to you and your family!

6/12/12

What does that mean, 'later age'?

6/12/12

I guess this article assumes the survival dudes and dudettes don't carry OB for ease of transport, size and reduced plastic waste, because actually, who ever takes just one blessed tampon on a trip, right?

6/12/12

I agree - the sight of Madonna suckling a full-grown pig would definitely put a little nipple flash back where it belongs, the field of non-relevance.

6/12/12

It takes one to know one, honey.

6/12/12

Aw, looks like someone who is a hammer just hit the nail on the head.

6/12/12

Yes, 35 is old. Which makes Madonna (and your friendly neighborhood UrbanAchiever), like, stegosaurii of womanhood.

6/12/12

Oh, I take my lead from Jennifer Aniston and wear those most of the time, anyway.

6/12/12

What we need is the MFN special uniform, which I imagine would look like a more fashionable version of Regina George's outfit in Mean Girls.