Being told you're too old to be attractive comes right before you're too old to merit any attention at all. Can't wait.

A reading lamp, of course. Or a reading chair.

I got that Doug was being sarcastic. It's the original quote I found so disappointing.

Yeah, that all sounds about right.

Um, assuming most of the fans who actually are in deep enough to want an owl are kids living with their parents, what kind of knucklehead buys an owl for a kid without weighing the consequences. I mean, bunnies and chicks for Easter are bad enough, but an owl?

The Kendrick comment about 60-yr-old strippers being "hilarious"? Thanks for the trite ageism, the condescending attitude towards older performers, and the sexy=youth equation.

And here I thought cupcakes were just miniature frosting vehicles, much like cakes are large frosting vehicles.

Just doin' my job.

I guess that's what I mean. Just because people here flirt more openly, and perhaps monogamy isn't taken to be the inevitable result of marriage, doesn't mean adultery is any less painful for those involved.

I've lived in France for a really long time. Most of the adulterous relationships around us I've seen (and and there have been many) have ended in divorce and heartbreak. Sure, people flirt like mad as a way of having fun. But at least in our little corner, anything beyond that eventually leads to sad splitzville.

Standard French make-up is usually done so that it looks like the wearer isn't wearing any make-up, but just looks flawlessly natural. Emphasis on the 'flawless' part.

Pfft, my bear does this on the way to school every damn morning.

Miley, because my kid liked you for five minutes back at the start of Hannah Montana: Just...no.

"That singer who takes Jesus' name in vain..."?

Well, doh. I mean, first and foremost, you can see that she has breasts. This is an absolute no-no, those should be bound flat or covered in such a way as to not protrude from the chest area in such a provocative manner. Then there is the matter of her knees and ankles - really, the way they stick out is almost as bad…

Imagine how hard it must be to think that the half of the population you think about the most - and in the case of Trump and many men like him, this is actually young women they'd like to fuck - that all those people are only interested in you because you have money.

Fuckin' A, man.

Good to know the sailor-mouth moms are on the same page about this important topic in youth education.

Shit, Lil' UrbanAchiever didn't need any fucking YA books to learn profanity - she learned them where every child should, right in her own goddamn home from her good old M-O-M. How else am I going to make sure she uses the terms correctly...?

I'm getting a head rush and motormouth just thinking about that particular combo.